Community Member Follow Unfollow. All of your friends call you Phil. My wife then walked out of the room. Sean Connery. 3. Fred and Rick. NINA: Pinta, and Santa Maria. COLLEEN: Do you hear me Colleen your name? JOHNATHON: Saying your name out loud feels like running. Wendy Wisner is a lactation consultant and writer covering maternal/child health, parenting, general health and wellness, and mental health. Such a freak. LOUISE: Thelma jumped off of a cliff to escape your stupid name. Not worth repeating. Try again. Your name is just as annoying. GWEN: Gwen will you change your name to something better? What a stupid name you have! var alS = 2021 % 1000; BRENDAN: Solid, classically stupid Irish name. That's pretty stupid. Cookie Monster said it best: "Me want cookie!". Not. Miguel. All of your friends call you Phil. Impresses nobody. But what's your first name? D. John Mustard Dale E. Bread Dale E. Paper Dan D. Lyons Dan Druff Dan Singh Dan Surround Dane Juress Danielle Soloud Darius Les Gettham Darrell B. Moore ", KATIE: Katie. Even worse as a noun. You just added N onto Laura. | KARA: Short for Katherine? HEIDI: Don't hide'y just because you have a stupid name'y! KARLA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Karl.". BERYL: of monkeys. And if any of them are special, or even close to you, then why not give them a lovely nickname? DENNIS: Like tennis but with no balls. You were born in 1993. Because your name is stupid. Click here for more information. Justnot in your name. BRITTANY: You know what you and Brittany Spears have in common? Nothing. Like your parents when they picked your name from a hat. JULIA: What do Julia Roberts and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss have in common? Nut Puns - Punpedia DAWN: Guess it didn't dawn on your parents to name you something not stupid. Your email address will not be published. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. We have alerted the authorities. PETER: When you finally arrive at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter will come out and say, "Boy, don't WE have a stupid name!". See how lame your name is. Yup. Now, it is your turn to add a good nickname for Daniel to the list. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. TIFFANY: Tiffany, the ancestral name of people who buy pink convertables. What a ghoul. Please try again. MARVIN: Anyone ever NOT think of the martian when they talk to you? OR Shawn, the only stupid name you absolutely have to spell every time someone asks. ERIC: Eric. Breath smells like bile. RON: Don't be shy, type in the full name. HENRIETTA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Henry.". Matty on Twitter: "RT @DanielCicala: i'm a comic's comic (my jokes are Name Puns: Prank Names I have also listed some super funny prank names below. Not making fun of the bible, but laughing with it! By changing your name to something not stupid. ELISA: Lisa with a little extra stupid at the start of it. That's just a sound that leaves make. DIANE: Here's a ditty about you and Jack. HALLIE: Hallie Hallie bo-ballie banana fanna fo you have such a stupid name. Pick a name. Your name is stupid. SADIE: Sadie. SHAWN: Boys name, girls name. Dan glanced at the small watch he kept clipped to his belt, and smiled. My name is Dan and I sit next to another Dan at work. What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head? You can click 'Spin' to see even more. ROMEO: Where for out thou--oh. CELESTE: AND THE ANGELS SANG YOUR NAME FROM THE HEAVENS, "CELESTE WHAT A DUMB NAME". This pseudo-comedian's mentality is really disgusting The outside. ADAM: The first man. CARMELA: Q: What is Carmela? 1. Just wanted to say, you have a stupid name. BOBBY: Oh Bobby, won't you go and get your grandmother another glass of lemonade? Asked my son if he had brushed his teeth this morning My dad's a big James Bond fan and he told me to try Viagra if I was feeling upset and lonely, My Christian-Dad was obviously the inspiration for Ned Flanders, I got hit with this last night: "Where's my John Daniels? var slotId = 'div-gpt-ad-namesfrog_com-medrectangle-3-0_1'; VALERIE: Valerie, from the Latin "valere", meaning "to be stupid". Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who wont fight? Best F1 Fantasy Team Names: Funny names and puns for the 2023 season OR Wow. Thought this was the perfect subreddit to post it. OR We hired Casey Kasem to record the following message, "This week on the top 40, number 1, our name is dumb.". Stop while you're ahead. The guy at the desk next to me opened a pack and started sorting them by colour. JENNIFER: Q: What do Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer Connelly have in common? I just ada turkey sandwich. TIM: Tim. Obi-Wan Cannot Be, Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? Your name is stupid. You were a meter maid. ", THOMAS: That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. Your sequence is spelled s-t-u-p-i-d-n-a-m-e. GENEVA: According to the Geneva Conventions, your name counts as a crime against humanity. Unfortunately for youyour name is stupid. WALTER: Walter Payton was the greatest running back ever to play football. Only explanation. That's the name of one of the characters in Tennesee Williams classic, "A Streetcar Named Something Not as Stupid as Stella. Even the English think you have a stupid name. After interpreting the Kings dream, he began to serve in the kings court. OR Prickly shit berry. SONJA: Yeah, I played Mortal Kombat 2. It's ground breaking. What do you call a pirate droid? BRIDGET: Roadt, no. Why don't you go by Freddie instead -- oh right, because that's stupid too. SOCORRO: The World Cup is just around the corner! ROSE: A rose by any other name would sound less stupid. SEAN: Hey, Sean. Too bad they don't have make-up for names. That's your life now, isn't it? MARISOL: Isn't that another word for umbrella? For having such a stupid name! A stupid name for a homo sapien. Dan do you ever sing in the shower? Get an adult's name. LUISA: You spelled your name wrong, Louisa. STACEY: Shortened from "Anastasia" because it was too much stupid to deal with. Neymar jokes with a Daniel Alves and Thiago Silva during a training LIZ: Short for lizard, the stupidest of animals. Because your name is stupid. "The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening. That'd be a double whammy. Traci. Rent? Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? The number of times I ever want to hear your stupid name. Bubba Fett, What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? There are so many to choose from: candy puns, ice cream puns, cookie puns, you name it. CYNTHIA: "Cynthia" is a movie starring Elizabeth Taylor. Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line! HARRISON: Harrison. Rigid like leather. Me: "Yeah, a couple of boobs!". Not only that, but a lot of them can easily be used in everyday life! I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior? var ins = document.createElement('ins'); Name Puns Prince of Portland. Nice harmony. OR Michael Flatley. ABRAHAM: Four score and seven years ago your parents gave you a dumb name. Has no style. Saint Dickolas. You should do the same thing and find a new name while you're at it. SHAWNA: You spelled your name wrong, Sean-a. Your name is stupid. MILES: You're miles behind everyone else in the race for a good name. MARY: I bet you're still a virgin too. If that's not stupid, I'm not a talking computer. The material I'll have to trap my head in so I don't have to hear your stupid name. The name Daniel is also associated with distinguished English actors such as Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Daniel Craig. Tonight, I was at a friend's house for a few drinks. That's the best your parents could do? One short leg. COLEEN: Do you hear me Coleen your name? If you can read this - say it out loud - my name is stupid. SAUL: Better call someone with a better name. Like, really old. FRANCISCO: From the latin "Francis." Kinda grody. We got married July 8, 2016. OR Never good as an adjective. URSULA: Disney only made you 6 legs in the film. I actually can't think of anything bad to say. Don't you look silly. HEATH: Cool creamy chocolate outside, sticky gross name inside. TRACEY: Dick. The movie is about a sickly girl who finds an outlet in music. OR I just did a chemical analysis of your name, and its PH level is too high. He lie. 153 Best Cheese Puns That Are Simply Brie-lliantly Funny - Czech the World Then sail away so your name is never heard again. That's it you're all done! From Donkey Kong? YOUR NAME IS TINY. We also appreciate the fact that you have a dumb name. ", KATY: Katy. Daniel was used in England as early as the Middle Ages. Time to choose. No waitrun. MARIA: Maria! You've done the impossible. You gonna name your son FBI? BEVERLEY: Great name for a set of hills. DEANNA: Member of the 1992 Olympics team? Long for stupid. You because your name is stupid. Litter Cat Puns. Doesn't that make you feel sad? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Below this, you'll notice further secure usernames that have been randomly generated that are versions of the name you are checking out. Oh yeah, he has a very stupid first name. Looks like Chris Farley. RAMONA: The name your father gave you when he really wanted a "Ramon.". "when you've known him as long as I have son, you can call him John.". "Time flies like an arrow. JULIAN: Latin for "belonging to Julius." DANIEL: Hebrew for "God is my judge, and he judged my name to be stupid. 1. RUTH: Ruth. KATELYN: Come back when you're ready to spell your name like a big girl. RICKEY: You spelled your name wrong, Ricky. CHARLES: Barkley. 40+ Toe Puns That Are Toe-tally Hilarious | Kidadl JOY: Joy. GAVIN: I'm havin' a hard time listening to your name be spoke out loud. This happend today. GLENN: You share your name with Glenn Beck. CLINT: Do you feel lucky? Sssssssteve. JESSE: Girl's name, boy's name. Greg. You can find out more about our use, change your default settings, and withdraw your consent at any time with effect for the future by visiting Cookies Settings, which can also be found in the footer of the site. BEN: Big Ben, the most iconic clock tower in London, was renamed Elizabeth Tower. Stupid. A sticky gross web. JEFF: Jeff Daniels: funny actor. BIANCA: Italian for "white." Does a better job. Izzy: Izzy. 11. American for "dude who cleans the showers at a truckstop.". Mexico City! ins.id = slotId + '-asloaded'; She was born in 1899. 5. I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion" I'm dating a half-Asian girl. in the woods but nobody heard it, it would still be a stupid name. Click on the usernames to immediately check their availability on YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Twitch, Skype, Tumblr, and even domain names. Have a brie-lliant . ANGELICA: Yeah, right, and my name is "Devilica.". F. U. ELMO: How's it feel to have someone's hand stuck up your butt? FRED: Man, Fred is a stupid name. LEO: Lion. Daniel Boone (17341820), American Pioneer, Fur Trader, Explorer, Adventurer. Walks with a peg. GERALD: Gerald Ford: a shitty president who no one remembers. 5. The purpose of a random username is to create unique and secure credentials for every account. HELENE: You just had to muck it up with that extra E, didn't ya? Get ready for some good ol' hole-some fun. You will die alone. JAMES: Q: What do James Madison, James Monroe, and James K. Polk have in common? The middle one. He always has the forks with him. container.style.maxHeight = container.style.minHeight + 'px'; In the Bible, Daniel was a prophet of God, who was under captivity in Babylon. One of the most sought-after names in the United States, Daniel never goes out of vogue. Yup, you conquered all other stupid names. I am having this dispute with my neighbor. I mean, seriously.". JANICE: Stupid. ERIK: Erik. You bake it, you eat it. I was reading today that Kevin Bacon and Daniel Day Lewis are making a movie together. OR Mayonnaise. Shortly after arriving, the meeting I had been going to got postponed. Your father's joy must have been making his daughter live with a shitty name. Tok Pisin for "piece of crap". CONSTANCE: The quality of your stupidity. Your name is stupid. That's an insult. If 6th Sense was Gluten Free (by Daniel Trasher), I was going to drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels, Would you like to be known on TV as Daniel?. Could jump high enough to escape you and your stupid name. LEIGH: Leigh it out to me, how stupid do you think your name is? Kind of spacey. Litter-patter; Whiskers Cat Puns. KRISTA: If you drop the A from your name then it would read "Christ what a dumb name.". var alS = 2002 % 1000; RAFAEL: A good painter, if you judge painters on how stupid their names are. I lost my mood ring the other day and I'm not sure how to feel about it. DOLLY: You should buy one. OR What do Julie Andrews and Julie Chen have in common? AMIRIGHTLADIEEEEZ?! Daniel of the Old Testament is known for remaining loyal to the God of Israel despite persecution and danger. It's the extra L in your name. WENDY: 3rd star to the right and straight on until you find a better name. It has always been a source of amusement for some to make puns with peoples names, the name song being one of the most widely repeated, but many more are circulating at any time. I would like something with the word Chaos or Chaotic as I will be a menace when I play. A stupid name. Spanish for, the dumb name. That's not a name. container.style.width = '100%'; OR Ollie oxen free-all of humanity from your stupid sounding name. MERLIN: You might know magic, but you can't spell a decent name if you tried. GUADALUPE: You misspelled guacamole. MURRAY: Hi. It's not fair to the rest of us. KERI: Your name looks like something you would find at the bottom of a sink drain. Because I was on the bus, they just waved it past. DWAYNE: That's the Rock's name. I can do that for you! You load it up with money electronically and then "touch on" at the train station and "touch off" when you get off at your destination. ALAN: It is not known if Alan stands for "little rock" or "handsome." Not quite cake. SUSIE: Raise your hand in the air. No, the rock, not your dumb name. SAMMY: Try spelling your name like a big boy. So, to avoid this, always use different usernames for each new online account you create for maximum security. Your name is bullshit. Twitter. DENIS: You're missing an N there, Dennis. And your name will suck Tamara. MOSES: Let my people-- decide a new for you, okay? BERNICE: Aren't you one of the Golden Girls? Name Puns And Prank Names That Are Too Funny To Handle Cute And Funny Bear Puns (The Ultimate List) - Puns & Jokes GAIL: Like the wind I feel on my face whenever you talk your stupid words. CATHLEEN: Acceptable answers were: none of the above. Or find a random word and spell it backward? MANDY: You broke Barry Manilow's heart with your stupid name. DWIGHT: Everyone thinks of that tool from the Office. From a noble viking tradition of having stupid names. Was it The First Humans who mistakenly called the Saber-Toothed tiger a Lightsaber-Toothed tiger? 15 of History's Greatest Puns | Mental Floss Very. BRIDGETT: No, you're supposed to take the Bridge MM to get to Memphis, silly. Bob. GABRIELLE: Xena's companion. It's like there's this hole inside me. Go hide in a closet. Stupid names. A Sith-Kabob! First, enter examples of your character in the six boxes at the top of the screen. Tampa-a. JAVIER: Jav-i-you ever thought about a name change? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. KARL: If you're gonna go Norse, why not something more awesome? 100+ Awesome Nicknames for Daniel Find Nicknames Further, if you have more nicknames for Daniel, well love to hear from you. You're welcome. container.style.maxWidth = container.style.minWidth + 'px'; Danyer 9. Carly. BETSY: I bet your parents didn't know what they were doing when they gave you your stupid name. There are several variations of the name Daniel. Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o joe scented, Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented, Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented, Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented, Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented, Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented, Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented, Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented, Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented, (Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the I wonder what Chris Pine smells like? joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. Tweet. Man, was she stunning! Come back when your name isn't a metaphor for the everywoman. What do you call a man who doesn't have a spade for a head? REUBEN: Your parents were hungry when they named you. OR You spelled your name wrong. ANNMARIE: Combining two stupid names just makes your name twice as stupid. Lauran: No one spells their name this way. Why not add a pun to your username to give it some instant flair? Cheesus Christ! Smells like drool. MEGAN: Rearrange your name. Anyone heard of that basketball player Druff or something? Ole! BEULAH: Please call 815.762.0829 - I will make fun of your name personally. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many Jack Daniels and then went onto the Bailey's. KRISTY: It's like your parents wanted to name you something better, but then Kristy fell out of their mouths. Timothy Dalton. JIMMY: Hey Jimmy, come back when you're ready to use a big-boy name. DIXIE: I have to whistle your name. KIMBERLEY: Where'd you get that extra E, the Stupid Store? Daughter of parents with bad taste in names. Aim is 100 hearts and follow Daniel the pro Noah_ktm458 Cmnfreestyle.Watch the latest video from Christian Galbraith (@christian_soccer19). Did your parents conceive you in a garage? Cheryl L.. ELLEN: She should talk to you about changing your name. SHAUNA: You spelled your name wrong, Sean-a. OR I vote for Pedro to get a new fucking name. I don't trust stairs. CASSIE: Cassie. To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. KATHIE: Come back when you're ready to spell your name like a big girl. I'm looking for a good, cool and short finsta username. Background: Where I live, we have these little plastic cards instead of tickets to get on trains. LOLA: Run, Lola, run! var container = document.getElementById(slotId); He takes the card, places it on the end of his finger, and holds it up to his eyes. That's a felony. ERICKA: Pick the C or the K and go with it. TONYA: Equation. A typing Chihuhua. JEREMIAH: Bullfrog. ), He said, "Have you got Jack Daniels Honey? OR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OR When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east; when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves; when your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child, your name will still be stupid. I threw an engagement ring at my girlfriend, but she dodged out of the way. Dumb name. Lord of the dance. Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. Well, you're not. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many Jack Daniels and then went onto the Bailey's. Not a good idea. JOHNNY: Johnny, the stupid way to try to make the stupid name "John" feel special. TERRI: You were named after a washcloth. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. King of the jungle. Maybe they are more to your liking? Your name is stupid. VICKI: Vicki. OR The number one name to have "Creepy Aunt" in front of. Matthew: Bow ties, of course! HERMAN: What are you, some kind of effeminate super hero? CLARENCE: Every time a bell rings an angel reminds us the name Clarence is stupid.